I am a Mac user. I have five buttons on my mouse. I have no virus 

protection on my system(s) because I don't need it. I\My computer is 

better than yours handsdown. You are the uninformed asshole.

Wayne,

      What can I say... your superior intellect astounds me. Five buttons? Holy shit... I can only say that I am “wowed”.  I stand back in absolute awe of your obvious dominance in the computer world. What advice could an asshole like myself ever give to someone of your intelligence?  Being that you are an advanced life form, I can only cower at my inferior computer and offer my sincerest holiday wishes...

   Here's hoping you and your Apple Incompatible are well in this holiday season. May you remain secure in your hope that the hackers who write viruses continue to ignore the 2% of computer users who remain in Mac's little marketing sphere. Otherwise, you and every other Mac user would be in for a big surprise.

   Here's to the smugness required to make claims like, "I\My computer is better than yours handsdown", even though you have absolutely ZERO knowledge of the systems I'm running. That takes a truly special kind of arrogance!  

   May you continue to fund the most expensive and expansive marketing campaign that the computer industry has ever seen. May you remain secure in the knowledge that you're somehow "better" than everyone else because you spent triple the price for an inferior computer.

   May you continue to believe that you’re "better off" having a system that's not compatible with any of the high end gear or software on today's market. After all, the high price tag is well worth it when you consider all the retarded commercials you’re paying for, right?

   Here’s hoping you remain convinced that you're "different". It really does take a “different” kind of person to fall prey to marketing hype, right? I’m sure all the abysmally stupid masses that spent gobs of money on brightly colored MP3 players and cell phones from Apple are just as smart as you, right?