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  Presenting... THE ASSHOLE FILES!!

I have started this part of my site as a wing dedicated to giving certain people, scams and companies the recognition they so richly deserve. If you think you know someone or some company that belongs here, please feel free to recommend them ( see contact info at bottom of page ).  I will add asshole pages here as I receive them from you, and at my discretion. You can choose whether to remain anonymous or not, or simply choose a nickname. If you send me hate mail or threats, I WILL post your name, email and any other info I dig up. 

FINALLY... and here's some sage advice I've learned from the few years these pages have been here...

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, ........ NEEEEEVERRR do business with an online electronics retailer from Brooklyn. I don't know why, but almost all of the terrible, unscrupulous and illegal online electronics retailers are located in Brooklyn. There are a lot more than those I've listed here, and I get emails on them all the time. Many simply change their name once the complaints pile up, but they're all in Brooklyn, NY. I'm beginning to suspect it's mob related, and that it's "protected". Otherwise you'd expect massive crackdowns in such a relatively small hornet's nest of illegal mayhem. And please... warn your friends and relatives !!!

Muslim Assholes

World Trade Center Conspiracy Assholes

NEW - MORE World Trade Center Conspiracy Assholes!

NEW - EVEN MORE World Trade Center Conspiracy Assholes!

NEW - Global Warming Killed My Dingo - An essay written by a friend of mine!

NEW - 1 and 1 Internet - a pack of sniveling thieves

NEW - MacHoles

NEW - Learn How to Walk, Asshole!

NEW - "Pacifist" Assholes

NEW - Assholes Who Pretend to "Support the Troops, But Not the War"

NEW - "Sani-Freak" Assholes

Arguing with Liberal Assholes

Soprano's Writer David Chase, Asshole & Sellout

"Masshole" Politicians - Dumb and Dumber!

Brinks Home Security - Fear Mongering Jerkoffs

Zerowater - Zerobrains

Feng Shui Shitbags

Internet Listing Service Corp - SCAM

Coghlan's - "Feelings" over business

Brockton school system assholes

HostR Web Hosting

Clinton - Friend to Terrorism


Anti-War Media Assholes

PFIZER - Pharmaceutical Assholes

DDWG (Digital Display Working Group) Assholes

Newsweek Assholes

PETA Assholes

Hype Audio Unscrupulous Assholes

Let's Go Digital - Another Alias of Hype Audio

Yet Another Hype Audio Alias - HP Direct AV

Mass Turnpike Authority Unconstitutional Assholes

FotoConnection - More concerned with profit than the customer

The Right One ... (at the WRONG price!!)

Socialist Assholes

Senator John Kerry - War Criminal Asshole

Jay Severin - Asshole Radio Talk Show Host